posted on 17.09.08
My Alienish Chatting Style. (Me Talking Stupid)
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Asmita:
wat's dis radio?
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me:
which radio ? hehe
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Asmita:
blip.
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me:
ahh that! Blip.fm.. A music community site
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You can listen to online songs and see what friends are listening
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Asmita:
n u r rj?
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me:
Music Preference Shareing! Kinda..Everybody is a RJ on it
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Asmita:
ohh..
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me:
Not 4 you I guess... Its for me and some of us online socialites to share things
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its like twitter!
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Asmita:
ohk..
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me:
hehe
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Asmita:
i want visual studio.do u hav it?
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me:
Yepp!
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Asmita:
4 project wrk
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me:
yepp..will give ya
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no problem!
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Asmita:
alrite.
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me:
Alright! hehe
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Asmita:
wat r u doin?
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me:
Hehe.. Making social contacts, downloading stuff,..waiting for you are reply etc etc
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Asmita:
humm. My sweet geeky nerdy friend.
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me:
Actually I'm on my way to that castle. It's owned by a shape-changing ogre. I intend to wager the silver collar around my neck that the ogre cannot change itself into three things that I shall name for it
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Asmita:
stop talking in poetry.
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me:
hehe No I am not.. You don't know me.
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I am anti-life, the beast of judgement. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds... of everything.
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Asmita:
i kno wat u r.
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no need to explain
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me:
Really.. Never trust a demon. He has a hundred motives for anything he does... Ninety-nine of them, at least, are malevolent.
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Asmita:
ohh realy..
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me:
yes
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hahaha
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Asmita:
u look so innocent.
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me:
I am being annoying, ain't I?
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heheh
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Asmita:
yea u r..
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me:
hehe.. I am like that,.. Annoying, Snorty Brat!
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Asmita:
hehe
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me:
OK.. hehe.. Read too much Sandman Comics today! hehe
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Asmita:
humm..ohh dat's d thing.
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me:
hehe yeah.. what you did?
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whole day!
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Asmita:
too much writing.
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software eng.
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me:
oohh.. hands aching?
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Asmita:
aur kya?
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me:
put some iodex on them yaar
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aur moov lagao.. aah se aahaa tak
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Asmita:
i wish som1 do this 4 me.
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:
(
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me:
Kyo where is your mammaa
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Asmita:
mamma is bsy.
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me:
oohhh.. I don't live in jaora or I should've came :p
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Asmita:
humm..so sad
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me:
actually happy 4 you
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I am really really annoying you know
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yeah! Agar me wahaa hotaa..living near you/... to tum pareshaan ho jaati
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hehaha
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Asmita:
"yea tum pareshan ho jati" wat xactly u wanna say?
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me:
nothing..its alienish talk..you will understand when you will turn into alien
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p
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Asmita:
realy wen will i?
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me:
Depends on various factors
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hahah
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Asmita:
telme naa..m so xited to be alien.
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me:
1.) If aliens abduct you! 2.) They do some hoogy fooogy research on you etc etc
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Asmita:
ohh god..
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me:
3.) They teach you Potung Pataang Dance
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Asmita:
hahaha
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me:
hehe
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Asmita:
u mean u r a result of hoogy-foogy research?
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me:
No..I am result of atunga batunga..hokus pungaaa lungaa research..Its much advance
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Asmita:
ooohhhh
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me:
yess
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now you know
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don't tell anyone
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Read this read this.. By Neil Gaiman ->> Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like "maybe we should be just friends" or "how very perceptive" turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. Nothing should be able to do that. Especially not love. I hate love.
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Its Biiig
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p
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10:
25 PM
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Asmita:
wow it's so true..
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me:
hehe!
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Asmita:
y som1 dominent us in such away dat u become dependent to b hapy on dat person.
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me:
I guess - its part of human psychology.. Partially you humans are so alone..So weak
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And to make weakness go away.. a human always look for the other half
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searching... finding...
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its all your human emotions
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Asmita:
i thing dat's rite.
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me:
hehe
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we aliens know much more about humans then you think
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hehehe
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Asmita:
ofcourse yaar.
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amazing
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me:
me? Ahh I know am amazing..
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you will be amazing one day too
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haha
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kidding!
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Asmita:
i luv to. to b lyk u
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me:
Be like me? Believe me..You are asking for a curse!
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Don't be like me
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I hope you will never be like me
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Asmita:
u r a wonder on d planet u kno?
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me:
Yeah.I am living without a GirlFriend... though I have a wonder-girl as a friend!
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that's for sure!
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Asmita:
whose dat gul?
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me:
Arrayyy yaar
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YOUUUUUUUUUU
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Asmita:
hehe
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apni tarif sunna aachcha lagta hai.
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me:
Aur karoo ma'am?
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you are sweet like honey.. pure like moonlight
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Asmita:
sure.
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me:
clear like water
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Asmita:
auuur
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me:
warming like morning rays
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soothing like cold water
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aur?
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Asmita:
bas yaar
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aaj itna jhoot kafi hai.
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me:
Haan.. aaj hii itnaa hua hai kii 20 years hell me nikalne padenge
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hehe..
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But maybe..I wasn't lying!
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Asmita:
alliens go in hell or heaven?
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me:
Umm.. They go to Otherworld!
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Its not hell nor heaven..Its inbetween!
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hehe
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Its a place where dreams meet reality... sometimes deadly reality!
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hehe..I talk stupid!
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Asmita:
come outta dis fantacy world.
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me:
no way... you are living in a fantasy you know!
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What if my world is REAL
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what if I am really an alien
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and you don't know!
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Asmita:
mujhe dara mat .raat ko scary dreams aayenge.
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me:
muahahahaha..
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Asmita:
mammma..
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me:
I am VAMPIRE..a bloodsucking creature
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Asmita:
jst go away..
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me:
I am also a werewolf..and today is night of full moon!
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Today I turn into monster!
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and eat you!
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hehe
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Asmita:
m nt dat tasty..
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u should try somwer else.
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me:
No..I just wanna eat a human who know my secret
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you are one
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heehhehe
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Ok jyaadaa ho gaya! Don't be scared kid! I will protect ya!
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Asmita:
thanku werwolf uncle.
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me:
UNCLE
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haai
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izzat kaa kachra kar diyaa
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uncle to nahi bolaa hotaa
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Asmita:
ohk jyada ho gaya.
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me:
nahii.. waise you are allowed to even call me DADAJI
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but then I will call you NANI-ji
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p
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Asmita:
hehe
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so r u comin college tommorrow?
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me:
yepp! 99% alienish chance
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Asmita:
k c u toomo.
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me:
sure
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Asmita:
bye
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me:
me too
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bye
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take care of you are hands!
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