posted on 28.10.08
Conversation between a software engineer and his wife
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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
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Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
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Husband - hard disk full.
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Wife - have you brought the saree.
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Husband - Bad command or file name.
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Wife - but I told you about it in morning
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Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
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Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
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Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
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Wife - at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping.
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Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
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Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
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Husband - data type mismatch.
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Wife - you are useless.
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Husband - by default.
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Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
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Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
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Wife - what is the relation between you & your
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Receptionist?
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Husband - the only user with write permission.
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Wife - what is my value in your life?
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Husband - unknown virus detected.
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Wife - do you love me or your computer?
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Husband - Too many parameters.
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Wife - i will go to my dad�s house.
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Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
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Close.
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Wife - I will leave you forever.
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Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
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Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
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Husband - shut down the computer.
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Wife - I am going
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Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
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