posted on 28.10.08 Conversation between a software engineer and his wife
  • Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
  • Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
  • Husband - hard disk full.
  • Wife - have you brought the saree.
  • Husband - Bad command or file name.
  • Wife - but I told you about it in morning
  • Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
  • Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
  • Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
  • Wife - at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping.
  • Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
  • Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
  • Husband - data type mismatch.
  • Wife - you are useless.
  • Husband - by default.
  • Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
  • Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
  • Wife - what is the relation between you & your
  • Receptionist?
  • Husband - the only user with write permission.
  • Wife - what is my value in your life?
  • Husband - unknown virus detected.
  • Wife - do you love me or your computer?
  • Husband - Too many parameters.
  • Wife - i will go to my dad�s house.
  • Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
  • Close.
  • Wife - I will leave you forever.
  • Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
  • Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
  • Husband - shut down the computer.
  • Wife - I am going
  • Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
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